Wasdag

Hi! Hi girl! Oh my gosh, you are such an amazing neighbor for letting me use your washing machine.

I mean, my- excuse me, sorry. What are neighbors for? Oh my gosh, you will not believe, my

washing machine is on the fritz. It lit on fire. What?! On fire. Yes, on fire, like started

smoking, and the fire department had to come. And it was really bad because my man, he couldn't

even fucking- such a pussy couldn't even put out the fire. What a pussy. I know, it was awful.